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Yorkshire Slap 

A combination of a Wormy, (which is where one puts their finger in someones butthole) followed by a Jimmy Tap
The Wormy causes the victim to thrust forward into the Jimmy Tap causing excruciating pain in not only the butthole but the balls and penis as well. These are usually exchanged as practical jokes or pranks between friends.
Quinn: nice Yorkshire Slap man!

Billy: i know, he wont be getting up for a couple minutes!
Yorkshire Slap by honkrawerbois February 4, 2010
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Yorkshire Tea 

The most powerful beverage in existence.
Coffee does not even compare.
(Year 2069)
Friend: “Yo how the fuck is the queen still alive bro?”
Me: “Why do you think she drinks so much Yorkshire Tea? That’s right.”

Yorkshire bath 

The act of using a spray-on deodorant without the formality of washing first. Used to cover the smell of old body odour when one is either short on time, bone idle, or both.
Fuck are you guys heading out already? Hang on, I'll just have a Yorkshire bath.
Yorkshire bath by Kurisuchan September 22, 2008

Yorkshire people 

Met some right Yorkshire people today
Yorkshire people by Leeds Lads . November 20, 2017

Yorkshire Man

A man from Yorkshire. Of course, it's a highly coveted attribute that's only achievable by having a mother with enough foresight to realise the best place to go to give birth. Sadly, those who're unfortunate enough to be born outside of Yorkshire (say, for example, in Lancashire) do tend to get rather jealous and slag Yorkshire men and women off.

See also Yorkshireman.
Michael so was upset about not being a Yorkshire man that he embarked upon a desperate smear campaign against the county, revealing his own inferiority and fascination with sheep.
Yorkshire Man by Seej August 30, 2005

Yorkshire Manor 

Experimental Black Metal/Death Metal/Grind band that resides in south eastern Michigan.

Yorkshire Manor is one of the first originating bands that created "e-grind or cyber grind"

The current line-up consist of one person.
Anthony McBain in which he does everything. (Vocals/Acoustic/ Guitar/Programming/Keys/Synth)

Lyrical themes pertaining to:
Anime, Video Games, Ninjas, Robotics, Anti-pirates.

Discography:
Demo (5 tracks, 2003)
Yorkshire Manor (40 tracks)
EP (6 tracks)
Split with: Wcwbt- You Bitches Couldn't Even Be Who We Was...Full-length, 2006
Not really a split album in the traditional sense.
Both artist's (Wcwbt and Yorkshire Manor) collaborated on
each track writing and producing them together.
School girl #1: "I slept with Yorkshire Manor and now i have a tingling sensation in my private area."

School girl #2: "Do you think it's an std?"

School girl #1: "No, I think its magic. Now I can turn invisible, and climb trees well."

School girl #2: "I remember The first time I listened to Yorkshire Manor, I was driving then I orgasmed and caused flooding to The Great Lakes. Then I got out of the car and walked on water."
Yorkshire Manor by s a k u r a January 19, 2009

Yorkshire syndrome 

Is a transient Tourette's-like syndrome characteristic by short outbursts of profanity, with the inclusion of politically incorrect statements and racial slurs.

A sufferer of Yorkshire syndrome must:
- Have been born in the English county of Yorkshire (N,S,E or W).
- Not have been diagnosed with any other psychological illness.
- Must have an episode (outburst) at least every-other day.
- Should feel little or no concern as to the effect their condition has on those around them.
Yorkshire syndrome - Examples are too verbally violent to publish :(
Yorkshire syndrome by Urban.Dr January 16, 2014