the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

Yogurt slinging shroom beast 

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

Yogurt slinging shroom beast by bTreezy October 17, 2006

purple helmet yogurt slinger 

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

purple helmet yogurt slinger by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

yogurt skittles 

An absolutely PENG form of skittles. They'll make you wanna marry em, shag em and have skittle babies.

"Ok guys, trying yogurt skittles for the first time, literally; THESE ARE SO F*CKING PENG!

yogurt skittles by 'ave a lit'le faiph in me luv October 28, 2019

purple headed yogurt slanger 

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

purple headed yogurt slanger by kfed34 June 15, 2010

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

Purple headed yogurt slinger by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020