Wrinkle Wrangler 

A person that's unusually sexually attracted to extremely wrinkly old people

He was called the Wrinkle Wrangler for his sexually driven obsession with old people and their wrinkles.

Wrinkle Wrangler by Honeybuns February 9, 2017

wrinkle fucker 

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick

Wrinkle fucker is amazing

wrinkle fucker by Ryguy186 May 2, 2017

wrinkle-picker 

A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a chubby chaser goes for "larger" people

"Harry is a wrinkle-picker, he likes to date old men"

wrinkle-picker by LondonJon January 16, 2009

wrinkle stick 

a dick or a cock, or it can be an insult to someone.

yo bro look at that gay fag hes such a wrinkle stick

wrinkle stick by xxFUCK YOUxx April 15, 2008

wrinkle biscuit 

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

wrinkle biscuit by tfpMeatShield June 9, 2005

Wrinkle Chiming 

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

Wrinkle Chiming by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011

wrinkle cream 

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

wrinkle cream by taking a joe September 11, 2016