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A zombie-like state which becomes apparent after a long session playing the MMORPG World of Warcraft.
Zach on Ventrillo to people he had yet to meet:

"Ok guys I am crashing, 36 hours straight of this shit and I am officially Wowd"
Wowd by Wowd September 1, 2009
Related Words
Wowed wowed up Googly-Wowed pow wowed Wowers woned wowee woked Woeden wored

Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.
Closet WoWer by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008

wowdowed 

The state of having been made into a World of Warcraft widow or widower.
John isn't dating anyone, which is just as well. Any guy or girl who went out with him would be wowdowed as soon as the relationship started.

Wowdrawal 

A symptom where one would suffer from major depression from slowing down their World of Warcraft playing time immediately.
Dude, Jeff has been in his room crying for the past 3 hours after his mom cancelled his WoW account, I think hes suffering from a serious case of Wowdrawal
Wowdrawal by Juxtapo May 19, 2011
Short for "Wow, whatever". You would use it when someone says something stupid or outrageous, and you just want the conversation to move on.
"The earth is flat."
"Wowever"
wowever by nobodyImportant January 8, 2013
n. Short for WoW hour. A WoWer is the perception of time a World of Warcraft player has while playing. A WoWer is generally longer than a standard hour. Most WoWers are at least 2 hours in real time, possibly more, depending on the level of addiction.
Michael played his game for only a WoWer and was surprised it was 3:30am already.

Wife: "Honey, I bought a new teddy for you. Come see."

Michael: "I'll be there in a WoWer."

Wife: "ZZZzzzzzz"
WoWer by LHopi April 3, 2009