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Upgrading to Windows 7 

Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.
Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!

Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?

Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!

Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
Upgrading to Windows 7 by matthewj4x February 23, 2014
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bootleg windows 7 

A fake copy of windows 7 downloaded from a torrent website. Usually comes with security loop holes and hidden viruses thats undetectable with anti-virus programs.
I downloaded a free copy of a bootleg windows 7 but I know there is a virus hidden some where in it but I don't feel like doing anything about it.

Windows Phone 7 

The undiscovered iPhone killer. The UI is simpler than the iPhone. Offers XBOX Live service, to be updated to become more comprehensive in the Fall "Mango" update. Offers Zune, which can enable unlimited downloading and streaming on the go via a $150 annual Zune Pass option. Zune Pass also enables the user to own 120 songs that are not restricted to being played by Zune capable devices (i.e. Macs, other MP3 players). Offers Microsoft Office and multiple synchronization services, via Sharepoint or Skydrive. Pioneered many ease of use functions that will now be incorporated into Apple's new iPhone 5. Additionally has many phone models than the iPhone, but are all built on the same phone hardware base (thereby providing different form factors for the exact same phone).

Will be adding user friendly and practical features in the Fall "Mango" update, most notably being Local Scout (delivers an array of local features and places to the user), Image/Music search (On-demand search of visual/audio feedback via Bing/Zune/3rd Party Applications), Email integration (Can congregate email accounts together, supports email "conversation" format), and will also be adding more third party support for "Live Tile" homescreen interfaces.

Has a notable lack of advertising, and has never flaunted its own ego like a jackass. Android or iOS have clearly done so on national television.
I'm loving my Windows Phone 7 device, but seriously Microsoft, where's the product placement?
Windows Phone 7 by ablahblah54 July 25, 2011

Windows Phone 7 

The best smartphone ever!!!Made by Microsoft. Its available to carriers like AT&T, T-Mobile, Sprint, soon to be Verizon, and others more with excellent models like the samsung focus. Has xbox live, zune,bing and office. Gets things quicker than an iphone and the fastest growing app store
Coach:can someone find the nearest pizza place
•5 Seconds after•
me(with Windows Phone 7):done
Friend with iphone:hold on
•30 Seconds later•
Friend:done
Coach: we'll go with the wp7, if we listened to you steve jobs will follow us
WP7 FTW
Windows Phone 7 by jonster26 June 8, 2011

Windows Phone 7 

A next-gen mobile OS from the techno giant Microsoft. It has been called "revolutionary, new-age, perfect consumer device", and has been said to be giving Apple a run for their money.
Jeff: I just got a Windows Phone 7 device.

Janet: Really can I see it.

Jeff: Yeah.

Janet: This is SO cool.
Windows Phone 7 by hitRECordjoe September 11, 2010

Windows Phone 7 

A phone that is not able to copy and paste, multitask, mount SDCards or offer any popular applications. Microsoft's failed attempt to make a phone.
I heard a Microsoft Employee tell me how cool his new Windows Phone 7 is. I asked him if he could multitask applications like Pandora and browse his e-mail at the same time. He said no. I asked him if popular apps like Angry Birds were available for it. He said no. I asked him if he could add and remove an SDCard from the device. He said "Only if I want to Brick the Phone". It's a real game changer!

Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )
Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!
Windows 77 by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023