Wifi Terrorist 

An individual who abuses the free Wifi bandwidth in public areas, therefore ruining connection for everyone else.

Tom: "Look at him."
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"

Wifi Terrorist by Drewbinskey June 21, 2011

WiFi Jungle 

An area that has a large quantity of WiFi networks, making it impossible to find the right network to connect to.

Person One: Hey, do you want to use my WiFi hot spot?
Person Two: Sure, let me find it. I can't find it, there are 50 other networks that are coming up.
Person One: Welcome to the WiFi Jungle.

WiFi Jungle by RMatW January 27, 2013

wifi squatter 

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.

1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.

wifi squatter by Jessica D. November 10, 2008

Wifi Warrior 

A person who primarily plays online and has adapted to the lag using tactics and flow charts which will never work in-person play.

Me: Can you at least use a LAN cable Wifi Warrior buddy?
Wifi Warrior: *some bs reason*

Wifi Warrior by Waggish January 27, 2021

WiFi Password? 

The first question you ask waiters, hostesses, busboys, at any establishment offering "free Wi-Fi". This is typically done after trying to connect to the network on your own to no avail, Such as: 1) trying to connect without a password. 2) Guessing the password according to the type of establishment (Pizza Place-pizza, free pizza WiFi, password, pizza place password, pizza admin , password1, pizza1 ,admin, wifi) . Typically asked as a last resort, and with much disdain. There goes your James Bond hacker dreams.

Waiter: Hello I will be your server this evening. Do you have any questions about the menu or would you like to hear our specials? Let me know if there is anything I can do for you!

You: Whats your WiFi Password?

WiFi Password? by Steff-the-chef March 9, 2015

Wifi router 

PS5

I can't wait to play GTA 5 on my $500 wifi router

Wifi router by Cartoonlover69 July 21, 2020

wifi gangster 

Someone who pretends to be bad-ass on the internet but is actually a bitch in real life

This is something a Wifi Gangster would do:
On the internet* 1v1 me Irl
The next day* Runs away and continues to bm

wifi gangster by Floorfan May 5, 2015