White Christmas

When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99

Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?

White Christmas by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs December 20, 2019

White Christmas

The act of doing cocaine inside a glass bowl, which creates a snowglobe-like effect.

Man last night was great, me and some whore pulled a White Christmas!

White Christmas by McDonaldsSprite July 16, 2022

White Christmas

On christmas day, you give a woman a cream pie

Damn son, you plowed her thoroughly and gave her a white christmas

White Christmas by Waiting Input... December 20, 2023

White christmas

When you nut in your girlfriend on christmas

Baby.. here’s your white Christmas *cums inside*

White christmas by WADA WADA December 30, 2023

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

white christmas tree by The dick duo May 5, 2018

White Christmas Surprise 

The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.

Yo last night was so amazing I gave Gracey a White Christmas Surprise!!!

White Christmas Surprise by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010

white Christmas log 

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

white Christmas log by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022