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Squeeze-n-wheeze 

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

cheez it wheeze it 

when you see a cheez it and keep saying the word cheez it.
ayo daddy tony
what?

you a cheez it wheeze it??
what?
Hoshna’s other name, ykno ? The cute little rata (rat, puppy) that junior luvs with every inch of himself.

Wheezly is a cute rata 🐀 that saved june wick from himself and was there to give him the emotional salvation that he needed at a time in life

Wheezly is a brown ret with sharp teeth that likes to snap and always cared for willybone and poachy smalls.

Born on 23 January 2014 and slept with junior in his bed every night and has over 600 names. Can occasionally be called kitty hosney

An evolved version of wheezy
EXAMPLE:

Aww lookie da wheezly, she’s cute !” -junior, probably

“AAAAUGH, she bit my ass!” -Wendybone, 2015

“Come here wheezly” -poshwitz, in bed

“Where’s wheezly !?!” -junior the forbidden one

Wheezly is the cutest and I choose her over any girl in my DMs, no one compares to the snout
Wheezly by Misfired December 13, 2021

Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.
Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.
Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Carl Wheezer 

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal
Bitch I'm wheezing
Wheezing by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018