welch

Slang for the most privileged group within the state of Utah. An acronym made from the first letters of: White-presenting, Educated, LDS (Mormon), Cisgender, Heterosexual.

I heard Jim only moved from Chicago so he could spend more time with his other welch friends in Salt Lake City.

welch by siimonsays June 6, 2025

Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

Welch wedge by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Welch fruit snacks 

Welch fruit snacks are a way of life and if you don't respect them you will never have happiness.

at my 3rd grade lunch I would pick up girls with giving them these Welch fruit snacks.

Welch fruit snacks by anonymous October 29, 2020

welch juice 

A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.

Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”

Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”

welch juice by Neurosurgg4lyfe January 10, 2020

Welch'd out 

Consuming to much of or any bad welch product.

my stomache hurts from that juice im definately welch'd out.

Welch'd out by kolbz October 18, 2008

Welch Banger 

A lit ass party that only a select few can enter. Real niggas only!

El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"

Welch Banger by Young chode April 3, 2017

welch lab 

A science lab with a complex ventilation system used to keep child prisoners

Has anyone seen Sara since she went into the Welch lab?

welch lab by BooonkGang May 10, 2021