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A weenis is a term used to to describe a person whose personality is similar to that of a penis. Common traits of a weenis include nasal voice, interest in dorky phenomena, social awkwardness, and low levels of confidence.
Ryan Accetta always talks about how we should be 'drinking beer' in order to sound cool, but he's a huge dork who never actually drinks and has a dumb girlfriend. What a weenis!
weenis by Mr. Weenis December 9, 2008
Weenis is the skin that is on your elbow
Laura Saganaki has the worlds longest and stretchiest weenis
Weenis by bobman25 May 24, 2016
I snuck up behind her and sprayed her with my weenis.
weenis by mike "McShed" gould September 17, 2003
Weenis... what is that?
weenis by Sarah September 18, 2003
means the same thing as "wankis" "dumbass" or "jankus". it's an endearing (Spell?) name to call a friend that does what he's told.
"hey weenis! get me a beer!"

"shut-up weenis"

"where was weenis today, he's usually got nothing better to do than hang out with us ass holes."
etc....etc..etc...
weenis by alpha male with tits November 24, 2003
a person who is obsessed with someone or something.
Nick Hiene is a serious video game weenis.
weenis by dudeman October 23, 2003