Douche Wanderer 

A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.

I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.

Douche Wanderer by Ridiculon May 31, 2009

In-game wanderer 

One who plays any type of video game, though mostly adventure games, with the only intention being exploring the worlds and taking in all the fake scenery, often while ignoring the in-game objectives or not taking them seriously. Usually a sure sign of boredom or at least a lack of interest in other nearby game choices.

When waiting for pizza, Alex always pops in a Zelda game and becomes an in-game wanderer.

In-game wanderer by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012

wangered 

Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.

I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up

wangered by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

small wondered 

descriptor

A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.

Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.

small wondered by Margeauxx McBeavers January 28, 2011

sliema wanderers 

a football team made up of fuckin assholes that likes to win only with corruption with 2 players founded to be positive for drugs in 1 season. ASS-HOLES!

team made up of assholes.

sliema wanderers by xaplos May 20, 2003

Stevie-Wondered 

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

Stevie-Wondered by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008

Windered 

When the wind hits your eyes and makes them water, you get the windered effect.

When the wind is blowing into your eyes and they begin to water, your eyes are windered.

Windered by Tamala December 12, 2008