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Pittsburgh Wallpaper 

Stapled, taped or glued beer case packaging on walls to cover up clandestine crime/embarrassing seans, like, but not limited to: bullet holes, blood stains, cum stains and meth-lab remnants.
Sergio wants us to clean up the Pittsburgh Wallpaper left behind in unit 17.

Brittany and Berk, Pittsburgh Wallpapered their basement to keep questions down.

It didn't take long for the cops to teardown the Pittsburgh Wallpaper and find the slug.
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Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.
Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

Wallpaper 

When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.
I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.
Wallpaper by Char Plassen May 1, 2011

wallpaper person 

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.
What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person
wallpaper person by PlantAxe May 19, 2020

Wallpaper Job 

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.
The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.
Wallpaper Job by JustBCoz September 27, 2020

wallpaper hoarder

A person who grabs any or all genres of wallpapers from multiple sources (Pinterest, Google Images, etc.). They change their wallpaper however long they like (could be hourly or daily). Also, their phone storage might be always full because most of the wallpapers they’ve downloaded are 4K HD quality.
The wallpaper hoarder has a phone wallpaper of Deku. The next day, they changed their wallpaper to Bakugo.

browser wallpaper

When a browser window freezes, rendering all links, buttons, and other interactive features unusable, forcing the user to sit and wait. Happens often on slow or dial-up connections.
Dale- Have you downloaded that new application I told you about?

Joe- I think the file is too big. I clicked the download button and now it's giving me the browser wallpaper.