wal-mart 

A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.

Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.

wal-mart by spaventoso July 1, 2005

Wal-Marde 

Wal Marde is a french, specifically from Quebec in Canada, parody of Wal Mart found commonly on t-shirts. Marde is French, and means shit in English, although it spelled incorrectly. Merde is the correct spelling, but as a result of Wal Mart being involved, the t-shirts say Wal Marde.

Wal-Mart?! I think its Wal-Marde!

Wal-Marde by This Name Is Unique June 11, 2006

Wal Mart Shuffle 

The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.

Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.

Wal Mart Shuffle by AgentX23 March 2, 2009

Wal-billy 

A person on the premises of Wal-Mart store, usually an obese woman with poor dental hygiene. Dirty children and unshaven men with NASCAR T-shirts and body odor are also common specimens.

I was driving through the parking lot of the strip mall and a stupid Wal-billy almost hit my car with her shopping cart!

Wal-billy by Captain Tito April 26, 2006

Wal-rage 

Emotional tension and anger that arises while standing in the checkout lines at Wal-Mart, usually at night.

This occurs when there is only one to two cashiers working while 50 people in front of you have shopping carts full of cheap-ass groceries; meanwhile, you only have some beer or a lean cuisine to purchase.

Accompanied by constant looking around for newly opened lanes. Tension subsides by the customer saying, "Fuck it!" and leaving all of his/her items in an irresponsible location for someone else to put away while leaving the establishment cursing the store and vowing to never visit Wal-Mart again, however, you know that you are lying to yourself.

Never go to Wal-Mart with Victor, he has the biggest case of Wal-Rage I've ever seen.

Wal-rage by phucket December 24, 2007

Wal-Mutt 

A person or persons that have to go to Wal-Mart at least once a day

My sister is such a Wal-Mutt, she goes there all the time for everything

Wal-Mutt by Quilly the Porcupine April 28, 2009

Wal-Mart high 

The feeling of euphoria you experience when visiting any Wal-Mart in America. No matter how bad things in your life may be going, you immediately feel so much better when comparing yourself to all the losers in the store.

While picking up some bread, clothes, and a car battery at Wal-Mart, I think to myself, "I'm so depressed. My girlfriend just dumped me for my best friend and my company is laying me off as they downsize. My car also needs a new transmission, the roof on my house is leaking, and my computer got a virus that wiped out the hard drive. But you know what? I'm getting a Wal-Mart high now because at least I'm not that guy." (pointing to the 75 pound weasel-faced man with only three teeth in the beer aisle with an unwashed, thin comb-over, wearing a flannel shirt and smelling like BO, with his 500 pound wife sitting in a Rascal next to him wearing a flower-patterned moo moo, with equally unwashed hair, while they show completely no interest in controling their seven maniac children running all over the store)

Wal-Mart high by JaggedGDog June 7, 2007