wwjd 

an abbreviation adults use, it means "what would jesus do". it was used by a huge dickhead who thinks that every young adult uses abbreviations to be cool. with this in mind, he came up with the stupid ass WWJD and it spread like wildfire to demon children across the country. its pretty fucking stupid and shouldn't be used unless you plan on getting ur ass kicked.

Asshole: Hey kids! You know what I always say when I feel sad? WWJD!

Kids: ...

wwjd by Mustacio January 11, 2009

WWJD 

What Would Johnny Do

The Red Sox are fuckin awesome

WWJD by Tristan McNamara October 30, 2004

WWJD 

Stands for "What Would Jeezy Do?", where "Jeezy" refers to gangsta rap artist Young Jeezy. T-Shirts with "WWJD?" have been worn by thugs and hip-hop fans alike to promote the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, they should speculate what Young Jeezy would probably have done in that given situation. More often then not this refers to responding with violence.

"Man that guy just called you're girlfriend a bitch, WWJD if he was in this situation?"

"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."

WWJD by sarcastik May 24, 2008

wwjd 

Acronym for What Would Judge Judy Do?

Before goimg to court the Defendant wondered WWJD if she were trying his case.

wwjd by Ttender December 10, 2006

WWJD 

(V); to set somebody on fire and send them to hell.

Yo nigga dawg! Is aboutz ta WWJD yo cracka ass!
Then im bousta supa man dat oh!

WWJD by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

wwjd 

"What Would Jesus Do?"
Definitely not the montre of Democrats and other Bible-thumpers..

Lessee.. what would Jesus do about Homosexuals?
Ooh! He would probably beat them, knowing that the White Male is King!

wwjd by =^..^= February 20, 2005

WWJD 

Technically "What would Jesus Do?" - an appeal to people to act in the fashion of someone who was executed for terrorism 2000 years ago.

"What Would Jack Do?" as in Jack Bauer or "What Would Jethro Do?" as in Jethro Gibbs are much more apt modern alternatives.

WWJD? Probably shoot everybody, stop the nuke and not go to the toilet.

WWJD? Hit Tony on the back of the head.

WWJD by Libreg September 18, 2010