Albany, Vermont 

An alleged town in Vermont that curiously has a name even though there is nothing there, nobody knows about it, and for all intents and purposes it does not exist.

Greg: "Is there an Albany, Vermont?"
Brad: "I don't think so."

Albany, Vermont by EmptyShell September 9, 2011

Shelburne, Vermont 

Shelburne, Vermont is a town of about 7,144 people on the shores of Lake Champlain. The town is a mix of beautiful rural landscapes, and shitty, corporate suburbs (I am referring to Shelburne Road). The eastern side of Shelburne and Shelburne Farms are the two most beautiful areas of Shelburne. It has one of the best public schools in Vermont. People can go swimming and boating in Shelburne Pond and Shelburne Bay. A beautiful Vermont town that is slowly being developed into a corporate shithole like the rest of America.

Shelburne, Vermont just looks more and more like shitty South Burlington every day.

Shelburne, Vermont by Dr. Meh August 2, 2012

Vermont

A beautiful bore, people stereotype Vermont as being all hippies but it is truly a mix of all social classes. In Burlington, you will see hippies, but you will also see a fair share of bros and Orvis catalog douche bags who just got done kayaking. Winooski has the white guys who wish they were black (see wigger), complete with baggy t-shirts, fake gold necklaces, and dirt staches. Then, in the backwoods of Vermont, you'll encounter hicks who manage to blend Canadian accents with Redneck drawl, yet slurring their speech like a rapper. Oh also, there are normal people who hate these other idiots more than people who live on the outside looking in.

"I can't wait to go back to Vermont and get back in touch with all the COLORFUL people. And by colorful, I mean weird white people because Vermont is 98% cracker-ass."

Vermont by Tavis August 15, 2008

rutland vermont 

Vermonts Third largest City. Most of the population is retarded and irritating. My condolences if you have to drive through it. Attracttions include Walgreensm and nightlife includes Dennys.

Somebody slipped me a date rape drug and i woke up in Rutland Vermont.

rutland vermont by Will G. January 25, 2006

vermont

A land without many cities and McDonald's restaurants

Wow this country is just like Vermont: there are more hills than buildings. Now I wonder where everyone went?

vermont by Koyaanisqatsi September 5, 2004

Northfield, Vermont 

The name of the town that is home to the infamous Norwich University currently ruled by King Schneider. The town is a place where people come and do nothing except leave and go elsewhere, unless they attend Norwich where most students will spend their time sleeping, eating and getting drunk.

Dude, there is nothing to do in Northfield, Vermont, lets go back to campus and get hammered with Jim.

Northfield, Vermont by JimBeamBurbon January 15, 2013

Vermont

A state that is losing its tradition due to the influx of flatlanders; including hippies, rich out-of-staters, city slickers or suburban families who move into towns once booming with dairy farms and hard-working people, and now are bedroom communities for people who simply admire the landscape and want to leave the urban environment. Contrary to popular belief A real Vermonter is NOT a hippie, liberal, or stoner. Do us a favor and move to New Hampshire or Maine if you want to leave your ugly city. Let the real Vermont live in peace.

Fred Tuttle was a Vermont dairy farmer who beat carpetbagger Jack Mcmullen in Republican US Senate primary. He represented and preserved the essence of Vermont at a political level, eventually endorsing Senator Patrick Leahy, because if he did win, he would have to move out of his beloved home state of Vermont to Washington DC, a move not favorable to a passionate Vermonter.

Vermont by vermoner March 26, 2008