Vegemite 

Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.

Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital

Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt

Vegemite by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018

vegemite 

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

vegemite by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

Vegemite Driller 

An Australian term to define a homosexual; Puts a rose on every cheek ;)

John: "Wow, did you see that guy?! What a Vegemite Driller."
Sam: "Yeah, Word, He Drills the Vegemite BIG TIME".

Vegemite Driller by Urban Dictionary March 28, 2007

Vegemite Driller 

Vegemite is an Australian delicacy which is very dark brown in colour and of viscose consistency, it is somewhat reminiscent of fecal matter.
A mans anus is choc-full of fecal matter, which is somewhat reminiscent of Vegemite; ergo, etc...i

Anal sex between men establishes a pumping motion, reminiscent of drilling.

Therefore, it is logical that the act of anal sex between two consenting men of (or exceeding) the age of consent be referred to as Vegemite Drilling and the men themselves be named Vegemite Drillers.

Those two Vegemite Drillers will be drilling for Vegemite until someone ruptures a sphincter.

Vegemite Driller by fat.cunt.with.a.tiny.cock April 26, 2015

Vegemite Miner 

An Australian term for a gay dude. Vegemite is a brown paste that looks like poop commonly found in Australia as a kind of edible spread. Poop is found in the butthole. Gay dudes go into other dudes buttholes. They often come out with poop on whatever part of their body they used to enter the other dudes anal cavity. Thus when they "pack the fudge," they are in fact mining for Vegemite as well.

Bob: Yo so that dude is the biggest vegemite miner ive ever met.

Joe: Ya bro i know. hes completely gay. what a flamer.

Vegemite Miner by BD72 February 13, 2009

vegemite sandwich

vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.

vegemite sandwich by Mattinho August 4, 2006

vegemite valley 

The anal passage.

Larry the homosexual was a frequent visitor to 'vegemite valley'.

vegemite valley by Gonad Man August 14, 2003