Definitions by Jojo_siwas_hairline

vegemite 

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

vegemite by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

ur mum gae 

the greatest form of insult

me: ur mum gae
Person with gae mum: *dies*
Me: *gets coins*

ur mum gae by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

ichiban 

(Noun)
Instant noodles poor people buy, or college students

Financially stable person: I’m going to eat some noodles
Poor person/college student: I’m gonna have some ichiban

ichiban by Jojo_siwas_hairline April 22, 2020