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C.S.U.S. 

Chronic Status Update Syndrome.

When complete tool bags, who, have absolutely nothing else productive to do with their time, feel the need to be completely annoying by updating their Blackberry Messenger status every 2 minutes, to tell everyone on their friends list their entire life story for the day, and hope that somebody will care even the slightest little bit about their pathetic existence, when in reality, nobody gives a rats ass. Furthermore, people who suffer from CSUS would go so far as to announce such absurd things such as their death (or suicide) on their BBM status, but once again much like before, nobody really cares. Almost everyone knows of several people who directly fit this description, as it is a growing problem amongst young adults who are completely and totally unsatisfied with themselves and suffer from a huge lack of self confidence as well as a lengthy list of other mental and physical problems and/or disorders.
Bob: Did you know Meg is going to get retarded drunk tonight?

Joe: Yeah dude, I saw it on her BBM status 15 times already in the past hour. She suffers from a bad case of C.S.U.S.
C.S.U.S. by getit54 August 28, 2010

G.U.E.S.S 

Sooooo I G.U.E.S.S, But do you want to suck this scrotum???
G.U.E.S.S by Freaque nique April 14, 2009
An acronym meaning Super Ultra Straight. Used as code for gays to refer to straight people in an inconspicuous manner.
"Wow, did you see Dave's outfit yesterday? It was so bland. He must be S.U.S."
S.U.S. by not_havarti June 12, 2021
Acronym for the nordic- or northern European term "sellskap under stiftelse"; meaning "company under foundation".
Our business is currently s.u.s. - we're only just now getting together to establish this firm.
S.u.s. by gnupung November 5, 2023

S.O.U.S. 

Acronym for "Strawman Of Unusual Size"

Definition: A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.
“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"Hey look!, it's an S.O.U.S.!"
S.O.U.S. by FTJM October 21, 2022

D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G. 

Dude Is Surely Getting (a)Ugly Seeping Totally Infected Nasty Groin
An unwanted sex tape is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.
It's been so long since he's ejaculated, he's suffering from S.S.B.U.!
S.S.B.U. by Henro July 26, 2005