traffic light party 

A party/dance where you wear colours to show you're availability.
Red = Taken
Yellow = Undecided
Green = Single

Guy: Hey babe, wanna dance erotically?
Girl: Cant you see that im in red?
Guy: No, im colour blind.
Girl: Why would you come to a traffic light party if you cant tell what colour people are wearing?
Guy: ..Can we fuck now?

traffic light party by That guy with a Dent January 14, 2008

Traffic Tourette's 

The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).

Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.

Traffic Tourette's by JJE March 6, 2008

traffic slut 

Someone who lets every car in front of them.

That Traffic Slut let 5 cars in front of her. Close your legs!

traffic slut by Randy Flagg May 30, 2014

traffic junky

if you know you know

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traffic junky by the mulit man June 3, 2019

traffic hottie 

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.

I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.

traffic hottie by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

Traffic Tampon 

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

Traffic Tampon by YB85 March 23, 2011

traffic buddies 

When, on a two-lane hiway, two cars travel side-by-side at the same (slow) speed, preventing cars from passing them.

No, I'm not going to stop tailgating. We've been stuck behind these traffic buddies going 35 in a 50 zone for ten minutes now.

traffic buddies by branden January 5, 2006