toyota 

A piece of shit car that's "Moving Forward" into hell.
Any american who buys a toyota needs to be beaten with a stick, pissed on, and then beaten again.

Look at my toyota! It's mpg is higher than my IQ, and it's so roomy inside that I can buttfuck two gay men while driving to my mom's house for an orgy!

toyota by Wanna know my name? My name is FUCK OFF BITCH!!! August 1, 2007

Toyota 

Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.

Toyota by Da Dude April 10, 2006

Toyota 

Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.

Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.

Toyota by DMG260 March 25, 2010

Toyota 

A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal

Joe: Slow Down!!!

Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!

Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!

Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!

Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)

Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)

Toyota by Carguy777 February 27, 2010

Toyota 

A support system for a stainless steel exhaust tip for those who have micro dicks. A cramped little shitbox with a 5cc sewing machine motor. Something to bolt a grocery cart handle to while the zit faced asslick behind the wheel pretends that it's a spoiler.

I think I just squashed another Toyota.

Toyota by Hoze April 10, 2006

Toyota 

A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.

Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.

Toyota by ETFrocks!! June 23, 2009

Toyota 

Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.

Pick one they all suck.

Toyota by Kevin April 10, 2006