posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

toastedcherries

roblox youtuber.

toastedcherries is cool.

by twohatlovessayingpizza5xfast December 30, 2021

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.

After that blunt, i was post toasted!

by farmer1069 March 2, 2009

toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

by serunato September 5, 2009

toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

by Darbs May 31, 2005

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018