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posted and toasted

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a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.
yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 21, 2013
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toastedcherries

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toastedcherries is cool.
by twohatlovessayingpizza5xfast December 30, 2021
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To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.
After that blunt, i was post toasted!
by farmer1069 March 2, 2009
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toasted egg-bread

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A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.
This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.
by serunato September 5, 2009
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toasted

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Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.
Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.
by Darbs May 31, 2005
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Toasted Bread

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Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.
Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun
by kylizzie May 31, 2017
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toasted penis

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when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch
dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis
by analdestroyed April 18, 2018
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