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Thompson's Law 

The superstious belief that when given a list of like or similar minor tasks to be completed in order, the last repetition will invariably the most difficult or impossible to complete - in contrast to the preceding tasks that were completed with ease.

Originated in teh Irish section of Boston, Massachusetts called Dorchester.
The final screw could not be driven completely into the wall, after continually trying, the screw was worn to the point where the driver could not bite it. The capenter sighed and said out loud, "thompson's law".
Thompson's Law by Paul Ameradeus October 3, 2006
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Thompson Middle School 

The most awesome school ever. It's in Murrieta, with a outstanding athletic record, high test scores, and a famous choir and band program. Most of the students move on to Murrieta Valley High School, with a Greatschool's rating of 9/10, which is rare. They also have a famous choir program. Their "Advanced" Choir has been going to compete in California's top choirs. Plus all the people that go are freakin' awesome (except certain people... you know who you are...)

thompson rivers university

A term used to describe an ominously dull, ugly, smelly and overrated university located in Kamloops, British Columbia. Appears similar to nearby correctional facility. Architecture reminiscent of 1980's elementary schools.
"Thompson Rivers University needs a serious renovation - and that's just the professors!

Thompson High School 

A Toronto high school full of salty people.
Those Thompson High School students are so salty
Thompson High School by Tellou April 19, 2015

Thompson David Likes This 

To indiscriminately like random things particularly on Facebook.
Facebook User found a worm with a shiny arse on farmville

Thompson David Likes This!

Thompson Tuxedo 

A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.
"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"

"wait... what?"

"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"

" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"
Thompson Tuxedo by kjmc77 May 15, 2010

Thompson tide marks 

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.