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The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister 

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
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Princess of the street 

Gary - "She's a true princess of the street"
Bob - "Yeah she's stunning but it'll cost you £1000 a shag!"

The People's Princess 

The only living woman who embodies all the effortless beauty and grace of Princess Diana. Everyone she meets falls under her spell. Scientists have proven that you only need to be within 250 metres of her to experience the life-changing warm glow in your soul that she emits. The only known down-side of her perfect presence is the inevitable feeling that you’re a slightly worse person in comparison to her.
Wow, who’s that spicy chick over there? I feel like my life just changed.

It did. That’s Aunty Curry, The People's Princess

Oh. Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?

It’s cold in her shadow, bro.

princess of the hood 

Princess of the hood means, your thuggin, and has control over the niggahs that bring you your shit. You’ll tell let these hoes go awf, and not give one fuck.
I been that Princess of the Hood, what you gon do?

The Peace of Princess Peach 

The Peace of Princess Peach, is the Peach Treaty, where she says she loves Mario, and Luigi, equally, so both Mario Bros., and Luigi Bros., are equally valid.
The Peace of Princess Peach, led to the end of a crisis in The Mushroom Kingdom. Both Mario, and Luigi, are equals! Phew!

Princess and the pea

Very particular about where you sleep
I am a princess and the pea, I can't sleep on this hard mattress.

Princess and the pea

When the girl puts a pillow on your face and you have to make her cum before you suffocate
Brad died while we tried doing the princess and the pea. I was right at the edge too.