The Peter 

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".

Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter

The Peter by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018

The Peter Pan Handbook 

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

The Peter Pan Handbook by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

The Peterson 

The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.

Justin pulled The Peterson on his girlfriend. The ride home was very awkward.

The Peterson by Urban-Dick-Tionary September 23, 2009

the peter blunt system 

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?

the peter blunt system by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018

the petes 

A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.

OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!

the petes by Extreme Juices December 25, 2007

The Peter Pan 

The act of four men standing up and inserting into a female DVDA style, and the female lifts her legs into the air to creat the illusion of flight.

"Last night me, Todd, Bill, and Steve had a rousing time with a young lady. Mid-intercourse, the lass lifted her legs up and did The Peter Pan! It was whimsical!"

The Peter Pan by The Earl of Teabag May 19, 2006

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

the peter howitt by the phantom May 23, 2004