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Order of the Phoenix 

A secret order in the Harry Potter universe created by JK Rowling. The Order's goal was to oppose the evil Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters and eventually bring about their demise. The first order was founded in 1970 by Albus Dumbledore, during the First Wizarding War. Many of the Order's original members died during this time, murdered by either Death Eaters or by Voldemort himself. It was dissolved in 1981 when Voldemort was 'killed'. However, during the Second Wizarding War the Order of the Phoenix was restarted in 1995. During this time it was headed by Albus Dumbledore, Mad-Eye Moody and Kingsley Shacklebolt, respectively. The headquarters of the Order were either Number 12 Grimmauld Place or the Weasley's family home 'the Burrow'. The aim of the Order was to protect the Wizarding and Muggle world from Voldemort and his followers. During the First and Second Wizarding Wars, the Ministry of Magic attempted to dissolve the Order, forcing it's members to go underground. They maintained affiliations with Dumbledore's Army during the Second Wizarding War. In the end, the Order lost many of it's members, including: Albus Dumbledore, Mad-Eye Moody, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Frank and Alice Longbottom and James and Lily Potter (not in that order).
Hogwarts student: I hear that Ministry has attempted to disband the Order of the Phoenix. They claim there's no threat from You-Know-Who.

Friend: What's the Order of the Phoenix?

Hogwarts student: A secret society that no one knows about...well, almost no one.
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The Pheromones 

Blues, Boogie, Rock band based out of San Diego, Ca. Musical influences and styles include The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, and The Who. The Pheromones are driven by a punchy and energetic rhythm section, with powerful midrange vocals and an overdriven bluesy lead combining to bring fresh, original music to their audiences.
The Pheromones are more than just chemicals looking to attract.
The Pheromones by Craig Schreiber January 3, 2009

Hold the phone 

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.
1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?
Hold the phone by Rankojin August 9, 2004

The Phenom Effect 

The act of overusing a meme or joke to where it’s one of the only things you’re capable of saying. Also known as phenomenalization.
HypixelPhenom : NICE HAIR RIGHTEST
MetaHumans : Oh no bald rightest got the phenom effect!

HpixelPhenom : Bill Cosbying MrCreepyPlayz Bunghole
HowCouldYou : Shut the fuck up fatass

THE PHELPS TWINS

Hot ass pieces of meat. Gorgeous men who everyone loves.
😛😛 JAMES AND OLIVER ARE HOTTT😛😛
THE PHELPS TWINSSSS

The Philly Steak Sandwich 

The Philly Steak Sandwich is when a girls pussy has been so pounded that it now looks exactly like a fucking Philly Steak Sandwich.
The Philly Steak Sandwich

“Yo dude have you seen Jesica’s pussy bro? It legit looks like a Philly Steak Sandwich.”

put the freak on the phone 

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash