the mailman 

Nickname given to Karl Malone, former power forward for the Utah Jazz of the NBA and one of the game's 50 Greatest Players. The name was given to him in college by a sportswriter who covered Malone's Alma Mater, Louisiana Tech.

Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.

"The Mailman had a special delivery for the Golden State Warriors last night, going off for 46 points and 13 rebounds."

"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."

the mailman by Thunder DG April 11, 2008

The Mailman 

When a cunt ass bitch leans over while driving and gives the passenger road head while he/she grabs the wheel and drives like The Mailman.

"Hey man one day this cunt ass bitch wouldn't stop talking while driving so I pulled The Mailman on her."

The Mailman by BLUE1DEVILS January 6, 2018

Posted Like The Mailman 

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

Posted Like The Mailman by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

something came in the mailtoday 

used as a joke for deez nuts, also can be used a s a joke with friends.

something came in the mailtoday

DEEZ NUTZ hah... goteem

something came in the mailtoday by 360N0Sc0pe February 25, 2017

A letter in the mailbox 

When you wear a thong.

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

A letter in the mailbox by emmelie March 16, 2006

drives to the mailbox 

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

drives to the mailbox by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Head in the mailbox 

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.

"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."

Head in the mailbox by UrbanUm December 12, 2013