The Dude 

Contrary too what you might be leave the dude is not the big lebowskie. The Dude is that guy who stands outside of 7 11 to sell drugs to kids.

ex1: yo man call the dude were almost out of bud!
the dude: hello? what you need?
ex1: hey can i get a few dimes bro?
the dude: sure you know were too meet me right?
ex1: yup right in front of 7 11...

The Dude by John jacob winkle hiemer smit November 12, 2009

The Dude 

That one guy who acts hard but in reality he’s, you guessed it, a little bitch. He’s the same guy who complains about physics in video games and probably can’t fight in real life ether.

The DUDE is a gay

The Dude by SirMightyLambo May 28, 2020

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Mica(the dude) 

A person that posts arbitrary shit shitster nonsensical definitions on Urban Dictionary.

That Mica(the dude) is at it again
What a Mica(the dude)

Mica(the dude) by The Mica April 3, 2019

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

Parker the dude by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Jude the Dude 

A very hot attractive male who be lookin fine all da time.

Jude the Dude over there with all the ladies!

Jude the Dude by WifeHaver69_ March 20, 2022

the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

the great dude shortage of 1883 by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020