the dress is dressing 

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good

She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.

the dress is dressing by anonymous March 21, 2025

The colours of the dress 

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.

1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!

The colours of the dress by Ervaela February 27, 2015

Yes to the dress; No to the hoe

When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.

All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.

Yes to the dress; No to the hoe by anonymous April 18, 2024

dress the part

to look suitable for a particular situation

He's meeting a state official later so he can't stay in his jeans - he has to dress the part.

dress the part by britazzling September 15, 2014

Blonde in the Black Dress

A term for a pint of Guinness beer.

Mickey: "Ma, see ya later. I'm off to the pub."
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"

Blonde in the Black Dress by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006

Dressed the pussy 

Completing a task in an excellent fashion

Person A- man that reapiar was challenging but came out perfect.
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!

Dressed the pussy by Mrdevilspikes June 16, 2017

the blonde with the black dress 

Euphemistic term for Guinness, so called because of the dark color of the beer and its yellowish head of foam.

If you can't find love, a blonde with a black dress is the next best thing.

the blonde with the black dress by Bycho Psitch March 17, 2005