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The Decently Sized Gay 

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.
Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

Shuffling the deck 

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia 

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic
Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg

Truth to the deciphe 

The act of solving a truth or a Lie.
Do you REALLY like the Walking dead? I think we better truth to the deciphe it.

shrek on the deck 

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!
You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

swab the deck 

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
swab the deck by confusinomiton September 22, 2008