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The Reverse Colonial 

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).

Colon the Barbarian 

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian
Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian
Colon the Barbarian by London_Ad October 6, 2006

colon the ass pirate 

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI
Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

Colonising the conversation 

When a headstrong person (often a Caucasian male) doesn’t listen to others, takes over a discussion and makes it difficult for others to contribute and actually be part of the conversation.
Person 1: Man… I couldn’t get a word in that meeting.
Person 2: Yeah, Steven was totally colonising the conversation

Colonize the moon

Hey did you take Iris’s Virginity yet?

No She only let me Colonize the moon.
Colonize the moon by Rooster Poppo September 26, 2018

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel 

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?