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Caught in the act 

Being caught masturbating, usually refered to a teenage male. It is extreamly embarrassing for both parties, especially if you dont know they are there and do something that reveals your erection in full view. You dont really want your mum or sister seeing what your manhood looks like at its best.
One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes.

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution 

One of the best bands in the universe members of streetlight manifesto.
Man Bandits of the acoustic revolution kick serious ass.

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"

The Accordion Effect

This happens when you witness a line of traffic in which a bunch of dumb ass drivers are tailgating each other only to back off and repeat the process again. Characterized by people who brake constantly while driving and continuous speeding up and slowing down. It can be especially frustrating if this happens on the highway in the left lane when you are in a hurry and you don't want to get caught up or when it occurs on a single lane road where you are unable to pass. Resembles that of an accordion.
Looks like Steve is gonna be late to work again on the account of The Accordion Effect.
The Accordion Effect by agent6 March 7, 2011

the academy is... 

Noun: A Sexy band that consists of the band members
-William Beckett (Vocals)
-Adam T. Siska (Bass)
- Mike Carden (Gutiar)
-Micheal Guy Chizlett (Chizzy) Gutiar
-THE BUTCHER (Drums)

They are currently working on their new CD which is going to come out sometime near or in August 2008...yay
Me- I cant believe the Academy Is... stayed at our hotel....
Lizzy- I know I know!
Me- That William is a sexy item
Lizzy-Their the kinda band you just want to do
Me-....um...

The Act Man 

A Lvl 70 Acting Male & Epic Gamer Dude-Bro Extraordinaire.
The Act Man is not a man, he is actually a woman
The Act Man by pluck my pubes November 13, 2020

the academy is... 

My opinion one of the best indie rock band.
Also referenced as TAI, they are signed to the label of Fueled By Ramen, members William Beckett (vocals), Adam T 'sisky' Siska (bass) , Andy 'The Butcher' Mrotek (drums) , Mike Cardin (guitar), Michael Guy Chislett (guitar).
The Academy Is.. are close friends with fellow FBR bands Cobra Starship and Fall Out Boy
the academy is... by chelseyy; January 3, 2008