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tell me a joke 

never say this to me. nevver!
"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"
tell me a joke by Krkič December 11, 2019

Tell me you know

A Desperate way to ask if someone knows something.
Tell me you know how to tie your shoes

HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE
Tell me you know by rock musika September 3, 2021

Tell me more 

Another way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up" or to silence someone of stupid ideas or talk.
Mark: I honestly don't like animals.
Josh: Tell me more, asshole.

tell me that its over 

another album made by wallows. the songs are: hard to believe, i don't want to talk, especially you, at the end of the day, marvelous, permanent price, missing out, hurts me, that's what i get, and guitar romantic search adventure. btw- the bridge on the first track is amazing you rlly need to listen to it right after reading this.
so could you tell me that its over? tell me that its over- tell me that its over, now.

Tell me dazai 

The quoted conversation between Ōgai Mori and Osamu Dazai, which takes place minutes before they begin having hot gay sexual intercourse. In 2021, many clash royale players on tiktok used this conversation as a sound in their gameplay, to show that they love having gay sexual intercourse.
"tell me dazai, why is it you wish to die?" "please mori fuck me in the ass right now i want your 3 inch cockkkk"
Tell me dazai by purplexed February 12, 2022

tell me why 

an overused phrase made up by three UC merced stooges. Often used to exaggerate the importance of what they are about to say.
tell me why, the other day i tried so hard to impress shealtiel, but for some reason he still didn't payed me any attention. i felt really stupid afterwards.
tell me why by whatsgood241 December 14, 2008