Casey’s General Store 

The best gas station and pizza in the mid-west! Best gas station food for everyone!

Casey’s General Store

Casey’s General Store by Cdyc704 June 22, 2022

Tom's Hardware Store 

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

Tom's Hardware Store by keckothedragon November 6, 2023

Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

Ella’s sex story by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

Don'twannamakeher's Department Store 

Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.

Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.

Don'twannamakeher's Department Store by QuacksO March 20, 2021

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

this week's laughing stock by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

Crouching Stork 

When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.

John: Where did you get that bruise?!

Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day

John: Must have been pretty hearty.

Amy: Yeah

Crouching Stork by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011

it's not a story 

It's not a big deal

I just don't feel like going to the party, it's not a story

it's not a story by Shaz100 November 16, 2014