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Ready to go, full of adrenaline and fired up for any challenge,usually involving steep mountains or homemade ramps.Common useage occurs mostly amongst mountain bike and skateboardy types. Others sportsmen do on occaision borrow this phrase.
I'm like totally stoaked after that gnarly mountain dude.

I'm like gonna just go out there and pull off a 1080 man, cause i'm like totally stoaked dude.
Stoaked by Handwing July 21, 2005
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Steamed Clam 

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.
I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.
Steamed Clam by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005

Steamed Fart

A flatulent that is so hot and steamy the producer is unable to handle its wrath. Gas so severe that it smells before leaving the body. Fart fan must be flipped on immediately to help prevent from vomitting or gagging.
Cam: "Yo Stevie I had the worst steamed fart this morning, i had to open the shower curtain and throw up in the toilet"
Stevie: "Must be that high protein diet you're on"
Steamed Fart by Killlllllla Cam January 29, 2010

Steamed clam 

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.
She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.
Steamed clam by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003
the correct past-tense of sneak
note: this word looks and sounds compleatly retarded, use in moderate to no proportions
i sneaked into the pantry to get some vegimite but vegimite sucks so I should be shot
sneaked by Lion-mousePAD July 26, 2006

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.
The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.
Steamed Trout by steamed trout January 24, 2010

Steamed up 

(a)In the state of becoming angry
(B) being shot up
He said to me don't keep pressing me before you get steamed up..
Steamed up by Laghacy May 30, 2018