Status Quo Warrior 

A person who will let the world go to hell as long as they remain comfortable. Their natural enemy is the Social Justice Warrior.

See the status quo warrior in his natural state, unconcerned with or in favor of homophobia, transphobia, institutional and/or overt racism, etc. while he reclines in his easy chair, mocking social justice warriors online.

Status Quo Warrior by mavenclaw November 10, 2018

Status Grenade 

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.

S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..

Status Grenade by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

Status Aggressive 

Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.

I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?

Status Aggressive by Lauriefishes April 2, 2009

Status Aggressive Syndrome 

A social condition describing a person's need to display their distaste or dislike for certain people, without naming any names, on their Twitter or Facebook status.

Often intended to elicit comments from supportive friends, and infuriate or annoy others.

Carl: "Why did Jen put 'is tired of playing games with all these children - you know who you are' on her status?!"

Bill: "Because man, she's got a fierce case of SAS (Status Aggressive Syndrome)"

Status Aggressive Syndrome by Stephen Abootman August 20, 2009

status-faction

Being satisfied with the amount of comments and likes recieved on a facebook status.

Facebook user: Wow 46 likes and 123 comments. now thats status-faction

status-faction by diego montanegro March 1, 2010

status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.

Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.

status texting by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010

status police 

someone mean or cynical that comments on one's status update on Facebook

*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him

*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you

status police by kulas1260 August 13, 2009