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Star Trek Reboot

Refers to the 2009 Star Trek film based on the fact that the original story line is restarted. This term is primarily used by the online Star Trek fandom.
Person1- Have you checked ontd_startrek today?
Person2- No.
Person1- They just posted new manips from Star Trek Reboot.
Star Trek Reboot by tpdnce00 November 1, 2009

Star Trek Abridged 

A parody of the episodes of Star Trek (the original series) on Youtube, in which each episode is crudely dubbed over, yet still faithful to the storyline and shortened to 5 minutes or under. Similar to more popular yugioh abridged series and Sailor Moon Abridged series, but caters more towards stoners and trekkies (and especially trekkie stoners).
Stoner: Man that new Star Trek movie was sweet, I should watch the original series, but that'll take forever.
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode

star trek shit 

Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.
you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.
star trek shit by spizzike April 11, 2015

star trek slut

A midwestern woman in her 30s usually divorced with or without kids, who prides herself in watching sci-fi shows such as Dr.Who and specifically Star Trek. Reads mostly Sci fi or non-fiction stuff. Probably has tattoos and pierced nippers. These women claim to have never had an orgasm or being always horny.
MAN1: Samantha is a star trek slut
MAN2: Why do you say that?
MAN1: 1. She's from South Wisconsin.
2. She's into sci-fi

3. She has pierced nipples
4. I fingered her for half an hour and she still didn't cum!
Man2: That definitely makes her a star trek slut!
star trek slut by Sam Mill December 23, 2021

star trek vagina

To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.
I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.
star trek vagina by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Star Trek: The Glare Generation 

The tongue-in-cheek title of the latest Star Trek film released in 2009 and masterfully produced and directed by JJ Abrams.
Dude, I loved that movie, but I couldn't figure out how to refer to it after all the other Star Trek films. I finally settled on Star Trek: The Glare Generation because of its cool futuristic lighting style.