Carolina Squat 

The act of lifting the front end of a truck only. The gravitational assistance makes it easier for the condom to slide out of the drivers ass.

“Chad must have had a rough night. He added another two inches to his Carolina squat!!”

Carolina Squat by count_crotchula June 16, 2021

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket

Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.

Square Bulge by strikerg September 5, 2018

Square root club 

A term used to describe people in college that have GPAs that are so fucking low that if you took the square root of their GPA, it would be larger than their actual GPA.

Roommate 1:Jesse's a fucking dumbass, his GPA is .78.
Roommate 2: That puts him in the square root club alright.

Square root club by Sang-froid May 9, 2018

Center Square Gay

An overtly effeminate and openly gay man. A reference to Paul Lynde and the square he occupied during the old American game show Hollywood Squares.

That guy isn't just gay, he's center square gay.

Center Square Gay by bitchyguuurl July 24, 2011

squat plug 

What lifters stick in their rectum when squatting or deadlifting to prevent them from clenching too hard

That squat plug really saved me some pain today

squat plug by cappsthelegend87 September 8, 2016

square brain 

when your always confused and you're kind of stupid

"I don't get this, I have square brain"

square brain by That Random BLANK April 22, 2020

Squat Cobbler 

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.

We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.

Squat Cobbler by Jaguart August 1, 2016