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Spoiler Season 

The spoiler season of any story-focused form of media arrives exactly three months after the ending is revealed of said story-focused form of media. Before the spoiler season arrives, no one is allowed to discuss the endings with one another. This allows those who are not yet up to date with the ending catch up without having said ending spoiled.

The amount of time between the reveal of an ending and the spoiler season can be negotiated between friends, but is globally recognized as three months.
+ Breaking Bad finished three months ago guys. Spoiler Season has arrived!
- CRAP I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT SHOW YET!
+ Well that's a shame 'cos *Spoiler*

+ Dude did you catch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother?
- Hey shut up! It isn't Spoiler Season yet!
Spoiler Season by GNRlova23 May 14, 2014

Spoiler Virginity 

Spoiler virginity is when you have not had a movie spoiled for you before seeing it
I am aiming to retain my spoiler virginity before I see Endgame!

Spoiler Alert 

1. A spoiler alert is where someone gives away the main plot or turning point in a movie, book, show, etc.

2. Something that someone uses to really piss people off.
Spoiler alert! Snape kills Dumbledore!

Spoiler Candidate 

A candidate who usually runs third party and takes away votes from a candidate with similar viewpoints/demographics and in turn helping the dissimilar candidate win.
If Kanye West ran as a third party candidate, he'd likely be more of a spoiler candidate for Biden than for Trump.

Spoiler Alert 

a phrase uttered by someone before they ruin a movie/book/video game and by extention the next 3 days for you
Neal:How was the movie?

Jose:Spoiler alert

Neal:HIT THE DECK!

Jose:The monster in super 8 is *censored*

Neal: Curse you
Spoiler Alert by Gentleneal December 11, 2011

spoiler alert 

1. A phrase, sentence, or really any form of communication that completely ruins that show, movie, or book series by giving away key plot points or twists. interjection
2. Ruining everything for everyone.
Sarah has a tendency to word vomit endings to movies I haven't seen yet. We call her 'Spoiler Alert Sarah.'
spoiler alert by iharasu March 30, 2015