spiders legs 

Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet

spiders legs by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

farting spiders by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

well im not here to fuck spiders 

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

well im not here to fuck spiders by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

crotch spiders 

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

crotch spiders by huskerbob November 4, 2015

I ain't here to fuck spiders 

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

I ain't here to fuck spiders by lemonfresh November 27, 2016

Spiders webbed 

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

Spiders webbed by Beeds January 12, 2008

SpiderJump 

A) When one person jumps onto another person, catching him/her unawares from a higher point above the second person.

B)In the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, when a marathon pro, lightweight pro, and commando pro runner jumps from a roof, balcony or another higher point down onto an enemy and knifes the target in midair or when he/she lands.

"Man, this runner guy just Spiderjumped my ass!"

"If you say another word, i swear i will spiderjump you from this bunkbed!"

SpiderJump by aFriskyPlatypus May 27, 2010