Somali Cuisine 

The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.

"Drew Brees took Oprah out to dinner, then for dessert gave her the Somali Cuisine!"

Somali Cuisine by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

/somali mod

Fobs that abuse power on a daily basis

this /somali mod keeps abusing perms

/somali mod by hanadtv August 8, 2023

somali-ing around 

To cause/do reckless activites.

Yo lets go somali-ing around in the mall.

somali-ing around by That Dude Unkwon December 22, 2008

Somali Pirate 

You wake your girl in the middle of the night and say, "did you hear something?" You then finger her in her butt to startle her and get her to jump up and then try to give her a facial jazz shot. And once you succeed, you throw her off the bed.

Man, I gave her a Somali Pirate when she least expected it last night. Bam ! ! She didn't know what hit her.

Somali Pirate by Ninja Gene April 21, 2009

Somali birth 

When someone does a big smelly jobby in their pants.

Man needs a jobby outside, no toilet paper, "somali birth is happening".

Somali birth by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!!! June 27, 2010

Somali Diet 

The diet of the average college student, which usually consist of rations or whatever an individual can scrounge up. This typically causes the student to lose copious amounts of weight and border on starvation.

"Damn this shit in smith looks disgusting"-White Guy #1

"Shit nigga, thats that Somali Diet"-Black Guy #1

Somali Diet by YoungCannon630 October 26, 2009

Somali Roll 

When a stripper/prostitute tries to do a somersault and tries to take your good eye out.

Person 1: Dude the other night at the bachelor party Sparky almost got his eye taken out by a Somali Roll.

Person 2: Which one? I hope it wasn't the right that's the normal one

Somali Roll by MofoChineseDentist July 28, 2009