hands off cocks and on socks 

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

hands off cocks and on socks by Scottis February 15, 2025

Bashin' on me socks 

Someone thats Being a nosey cunt! Gettin all up in ya business!

Stop bashin' on me socks, Cunt!

Bashin' on me socks by MajorFool June 12, 2007

She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

sock on 

Used in Yorkshire-mainly Doncaster, means to be in a deep sleep

"Didn't hear you come in last night, must've been sock on"

sock on by angelguy September 21, 2006

sock on door knob 

Means we're fucking don't come in.

Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.

sock on door knob by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016

sock on the doorknob 

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

sock on the doorknob by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018

Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.

Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.

Sucks on ice by funsized95 March 18, 2010