A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)

*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes

Gooch snooch by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019

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Snoochie Boochies

When something cool happens/will happen

Lets smoke some weed. Snoochie Boochies!

Snoochie Boochies by Chief Snoogins July 19, 2003

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Snoochpuss

A loose smelly vagina that has more hair on it than bigfoot. It usually looks like it has been ripped inside out and would make u puke when you look at it.

Dude last night I brought this really hot hooker to my house, but when she pulled her thong down she had the most disgusting snoochpuss i have ever seen! Dude i puked for 10 minutes and it made me almost shit my pants at the sight of it.

Snoochpuss by $HEENSTER December 17, 2008

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sanoochywan poopslam

As you are fucking a chick in the asshole doggy style, you quickly go balls deep on the bitch. Before you are about to cum, you pull out and punch the bitch right on the tail bone. This makes her shit all over the bed sheets, or couch, or wherever you may be

My girlfriend pissed me off because she wouldn't do my laundry, so I decided to give her the sanoochywan poopslam

sanoochywan poopslam by big ticket00 April 3, 2008

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