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Slosh-knob 

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.
"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"
Slosh-knob by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010
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A boy or girl who gets very drunk and lets anyone penertrate them.
Its ten 2:50am at river. You spy an unattatched fitty across the room. So you send your pissed mate (Bernie) over to find out if hes got a bird. They then shout back in an unsubtle mannor "No - he hasnt hahaha". You then go over and act all "ahhh i cant believ he said that!" then pretend u cant hear and go outside where u proceed to get on said fitty before taking a piss in a carpark and deciding its probably a good idea to go back to his parents house. This would make you abit of a slosh bag.
slosh bag by Jodie Taylor June 18, 2006
Being extremely intoxicated from Budweiser beer. When you are Slosh'd you will randomly pass out.
Wilf Maclaren and Mitchy Labookz were so slosh'd after that party last night.
Slosh'd by Flonno69 December 25, 2010

Slosh Hole

A filthy dirty vagina that is ridden with disease and is extremely slimy.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night, she was totally DTF, but when she took her pants off the smell wafted up from her slosh hole. Nasty.
Slosh Hole by The coolest chick ever November 22, 2011

Slosh Sex 

A type of intercourses in which the mans penis is flaccid and the females vagina is wet. There is no sound other than the sloshing of their genitalia together.

White people primarily practice this sex
Guy 1: So how was it last night
Guy 2: She was so ugly I didn’t get hard or moan. We had slosh sex
Slosh Sex by cockheadlarry January 2, 2019

slosh fuck 

When a man is extremely sloshed (drunk) and has sloppy, wild, sweaty, loud, smelly, and great sex with a woman. Be advised slosh fucks have been known to occur with fat women, so the morning which follows the slosh fuck may be extremely regretful and or awkward.
Dude, last night I pounded far too many beers at the bar. Then there was a fat woman, who had NFL linebacker potential. For some reason, after a twelve-pack, she looked good. Anyway, I slosh fucked this fat lady for two hours and it was fucking great!
slosh fuck by jizzpants July 28, 2010