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The worst girl you will ever be around, can be really funny and is beautiful but beware she will stab you in the back if you are not paying attention. Sloans are a rare type of bread, mostly wealthy girls who can be very kind but have a very mean streak, have all the boys lining up for her and she knows they’re there
Jace: Damn who is that? She’s hot!

Colin: That’s Sloan, careful she’s hot but crazy
Sloan by Maya Kingston October 13, 2018
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A derogitory nickname for a worthless woman. Think about the name found on the top of 90% of urinals. A worthless woman is known as a Sloan because they are about as good use to men as a urinal.
That girl I was introduced to last night was such a "sloan"
Sloan by sirlancealizzley August 13, 2008
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when you open up your partners anal cavity and defacate in it
dude did you sloan drews mom?
hell yes
Sloan by therisingsun March 17, 2009
oh fuck he just bashed my head in and raped me with a sloan
sloan by wesel tooth May 19, 2009
a BOY. YES I SAID BOY. that cares about everyone and never fails to make u smile. he always knows what’s wrong and makes an effort to be a part of ur life
Dang that sloan is so sexy
sloan by minion00069 May 25, 2019
This is the brand of a toilet. Usually used to take a shit or to piss in. People sit on it to use it. This toilet brand is very common.
Sloan toilets are the best.
Sloan by Karebear13 November 25, 2014
Verb: to swallow generous amounts of protein as a part of your day job.
"Oh my god, I sloaned for soo long last night and got nothing in return."
sloan by macmoney January 4, 2008