fap session 

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.

*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session

fap session by cyahick November 23, 2013

Siskit

The type of biscuit that is purely made of the grains of our great Australians beaches. Usually turns into original form when pressure is applied. Mainly given at budget boarding schools. Digestion is not advised.

"Oi Lebby whats for morning tea brah?" "Fucking Siskits brah" "FUCK"

Siskit by BigPapi696969 May 27, 2019

pole session 

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

pole session by jeff petch January 26, 2008

Cereal Session 

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

Cereal Session by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

phone session

When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.

I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.

phone session by 138DooBy February 20, 2014

karate chop in session 

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

karate chop in session by godsp33d August 24, 2009

Sissification 

The act of turning someone or yourself into a sissy, often via sissy hypno, a chastity cage, and wearing feminine clothing.

Being a sissy isn't the same as being a trans woman, as sissification is done as a fetish, and isn't the same as transitioning, though trans sissies do exist.

Sissification is mostly done in femdom relationships and is often combined with other things like cuckolding

Person: How's the sissification going?
Sissy: Great! I feel just like a woman already.

Sissification by Minecraftfan5610 July 14, 2021