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shit in a hand bag 

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"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"
shit in a hand bag by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014
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Shit In My Wheaties 

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A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties
Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!
Shit In My Wheaties by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005
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bear shit in the woods 

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A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006
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Shit in a sock 

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Someone who has their shit together.
She has really got her shit in a sock.
Shit in a sock by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015
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couldn't catch shit in a diaper 

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1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.
1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.
couldn't catch shit in a diaper by Joe Sam December 15, 2015
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Does a bear shit in the woods? 

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Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004
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