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Sharting 

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
Sharting by BradS January 5, 2007
Related Words
when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead.
The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fine linen.
shurping by 1179 January 24, 2006

Sharing nachos 

Two men being intimate with each other and acting on strong feelings towards each other
“Wow, I think those two are sharing nachos.”

Japanese Sharking 

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.
A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.
Japanese Sharking by Draven99984 August 12, 2008

Carpet Sharking 

when you are a crack and/or meth head and you look all over the ground (that you put your hard drugs on or near), all over the carpet, and desks, tables, etc., and you are desperately looking for any little piece of the drug to snort or smoke, cause you're a tweaker, and you need the drugs so bad. this is also called tweaking. the person has to be real serious about it, his head real close to the ground scanning it like he's a Terminator idenifying objects. and it looks real sad to the observer, cause the person is acting crazy.
"fernando, what are you doing?"
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."
Carpet Sharking by Crank the Klown September 22, 2008

sharking 

To pull a girl's panties down in public, usually when she's wearing a short skirt. Very popular in Japan.
Did you see that sharking video from Japan? That girl was pretty shocked but everyone saw her ass!
sharking by Douglas Goldstein February 17, 2005