Seal Sunday 

The day when you take your time to worship world's greatest seal mammal, thy seal

"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"

Seal Sunday by Seal Sunday October 12, 2020

Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.

Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.

Stale Sausage by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009

Sale sharks 

An English premiership rugby team that are the most underrated team in the premiership

Tonight’s rugby game is sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks

Sale sharks by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021

Stale Scale Syndrome 

when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.

person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"

person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."

Stale Scale Syndrome by dannyhang December 21, 2013

Stale Spunk 

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.

Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.

Stale Spunk by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021

seal sheppard 

A derogatory term for an eskimo...

I saw a seal sheppard at WallMart. She bought a shit ton of toilet paper!

seal sheppard by Michael Ostomy April 23, 2010

seatle snorkler 

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler

Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler

seatle snorkler by UnicornSmasher69 April 8, 2015