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Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
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Homeless schnoodle 

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.
While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.

Poo schnoodle 

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.
Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"
Poo schnoodle by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008

schniken schniden schnoodle 

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

Stupid Schnoodle 

Something you call your friend if he is a schnoodle and has been stupid from time to time.
Are you a stupid schnoodle? I think you're really dumb.
Stupid Schnoodle by John Cena081 August 12, 2017

Oh Schnoodle! 

Also known as "schnoodle!" or "oh my schnoodle" or "schnoodle my poodle" the child that made this phrase goes to a Christian school,where cursing is INNAPROPRIATE, so, he made this excellent phrase to calm his anger.

Definition:A word used when suprised,angry,or just a random word to say.

Synonyms: Poop! Snap! Aw shucks!
Bobby:jumps out of the bushes
Cameron: Oh Schnoodle! *starts crying*
Bobby: I didnt mean to scare you that bad...
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Oh Schnoodle! by thechristianuser February 12, 2020

Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011