Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

schmelt 

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

schmelt by Figg October 2, 2007

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmegegy 

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy

David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!

schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmelby 

a mullet

Let's go schmelby-hunting

schmelby by Mo Hizzle December 27, 2003